It happens almost the instant you buy your first home. Suddenly the world looks different. Things like tile grout and yardwork become sources of joy. Weak handshakes and untucked shirts become cause for complaint. You’re not yourself. No. You’ve become your dad. And it doesn’t just stay in the home. It follows you wherever you go. Even to a night club, the last place you’d ever expect to find your dad. But there he is, in your own flesh, partying like it’s 1979. Yet despite it all there is a silver lining: Even though Progressive can’t protect you from becoming your parents, it can protect your home and auto when you bundle.